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dankmemeuniversity:

(via nbhdmisanthrope)

• 23 Dec 2018
• 143553

sailor–spoon:

adzolotl:

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

(via urlocalgay)

• 23 Dec 2018
• 120610

beyoncebeytwice:

recentgooglesearches:

what does it mean when a guy says hi to you 

he’s lying

(via envoer)

• 19 Dec 2018
• 242898

punsicle:

have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class and that makes it not so bad that you’re tired anymore

(Source: zachabee-deactivated654323, via block)

• 23 Oct 2016
• 534403

rudeho:

i love the infinite multiverse theory bc that means there’s a universe where ive pulled every single fire alarm ive ever seen

(Source: spite, via darling-highness-deactivated201)

• 21 Oct 2016
• 215808

dreamsuggestion:

concept: a cute boy that loves u and wont hurt u and will go on cute dates w/ u

(via so-sorry-mom)

• 20 Sep 2016
• 31338